Doug should get a Gallardo.

Kinja'd!!! "Alex B" (alexb420)
10/27/2014 at 17:10 • Filed to: None

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It's obvious. Then he will be well rounded in Italian exotic ownership.


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Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Alex B
10/27/2014 at 17:14

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The cheapest one I could find is 10K more than he's asking for his Ferrari. He should just get a Hellcat.


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Alex B
10/27/2014 at 17:16

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you guys must think he just has no penis at all with these picks for him. I mean we know he can't pull the ladies with one, but I believe he has the requisite machinery if he needs it.

I say he gets something oddball, but not flashy for his next whip. Renault encore GTA or something. If he wants to be a baller he still has the Range


Kinja'd!!! Alex B > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/27/2014 at 17:19

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This is a valid option.


Kinja'd!!! Alex B > 505Turbeaux
10/27/2014 at 17:19

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These are valid points.


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/27/2014 at 17:28

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The Ferrari is for sale already? Has it been a year?

And I concur on the Gallardo idea. AWD for one thing. But I still like my suggestion better.


Kinja'd!!! Doug DeMuro > Alex B
10/28/2014 at 23:40

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Gallardo is awesome, but apparently the early ones are pretty rough in terms of reliability — and later ones are pretty expensive. More importantly, I'm not sure I can think of stuff to do with it that I haven't already done with the Ferrari. Is "Can a Lambo pick up girls?" really any different than "Can a Ferrari pick up girls?"